英語劇本3人版短劇？三人英語搞笑話劇劇本 篇1 3人短劇，簡單有趣，每人不超過10句話，并且都是很簡單的話，經(jīng)理只有一句詞，但是還比較有水平。由一個笑話改編。最后結(jié)果出人意料，其實是服務(wù)生誤解了顧客。那么，英語劇本3人版短劇？一起來了解一下吧。
這個狐假虎威的故事不錯，很有意義，可以三個人表演
一個旁白，一只狐貍和一老虎
The Tiger and The Fox(狐假虎威)
(旁白)One day, in a forest a fox ran into a tiger, which was hunting in the forest.
Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the beasts. But now I’m very hungry. I must find some animals to eat at once. Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal. I’d like to eat you.
Facing the tiger’s big hungry mouth, the fox was frightened:
‘Oh, my God! A tiger! What should I do?
He thought hard , then he smiled.
‘Yes, I have a good idea.’
So he pretended to be surprised, and said,
‘Oh, my dear!How dare you say that! Yes, you have the name of ‘King of the beasts’! But I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! Do you know that all the animals in the forest are scared of me not you?’ I’m much fiercer than you , If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now.
“What are you talking about?” said the tiger who couldn’t believe his ears.
“If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest.
The tiger didn’t believe what the fox said at all, so he said:
‘Ok. Let’s go.’
A strange sight was taken place in the forest: The fox was proudly marching in front and the fierce tiger followed in a huff(生氣). The fox greeted warmly to the animals:
Hello, bear. Hello, frog. Hello, rabbit.
The animals all say hello to the fox.
But when the animals saw the tiger, they were frightened: Oh! A tiger. Then they all ran away.
The tiger was shocked and thought that the animals were scared of the fox. At that time, the fox stopped and asked the tiger,
“Tiger, Now you see, they are so frightened! They all run away!”
The tiger, who was fooled by this trick and said:
“ Yes, you are right. It’s true. I’m very sorry. You are the king of the forest. That’s all right. I will run away. He is the king. He is the king.
The tiger lost a delicious meal, while the Chinese gained an interesting idiom. This story tells us that don’t bully(威嚇) people by flaunting（炫耀） others’ powerful connections（關(guān)系）.
Three Little Pigs 三只小豬 Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with 講故事者：三只小豬和他們的媽媽 their mother. Ding-Ding and Dong- 住在一起。丁丁和東東 Dong are brother pigs. They are very 是豬哥哥，他們很懶，他 Lazy. They eat and sleep all day. 們整天吃了就睡。龍龍是 Long-Long is the youngest pig. She 最小的，她整天幫著媽媽 works all day. She helps her mother 做家務(wù)。 to do the housework. Mother pig: You have grown up. You must make 豬媽媽：你們已經(jīng)長大了，你們得 your own houses. 為自己蓋間房。 Goodbye, little pigs. Build a house. 再見，孩子們。去蓋間房。 Be careful of the wolf. 小心狼。
SNOW WHITE CONTENTS
SW---白雪公主 Q---皇后 M---魔鏡 H---獵人
P---白馬王子 D---小矮人 A---小動物
音樂起，旁白
A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel.
One day, In the king’s palace:
----白雪出場
S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother?
音樂起，皇后、魔鏡出場
Q: I am a queen, I’m very beautiful,Where is Mirror?
Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful?
M: S.w is much more beautiful than you!
Q: Hunter, go kill S.w.
獵人出場
H: Yes, my queen
音樂起，小動物出場，追趕獵人，公主驚慌出逃
S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please
A: what’s the matter with you?
S.w: The hunter…h(huán)unter…
A: bite you bite you …
小動物追趕獵人下場
S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house ,
I will eat a little and lie down.
音樂起，7個小矮人出場，
D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food----
2\somebody drank my water----
3\someone is sleeping now----
4\What a beautiful girl!----
小矮人睡覺----音樂起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----對話
5\How do you do?
S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w …
Nice to meet you!
D: （齊說）Nice to meet you ,too----
6\ welcome to our house!----
7\Would you like to live here?
S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much!
D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W
皇后、魔鏡出場
Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who’s the most beautiful?
M: S.w is much more beautiful than you!
Q: What? S.w is not dead?
Hahaha, I got a good idea!
音樂起，皇后扮演老太太出場，對話
Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple,
S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!
Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite?
S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!
白雪公主咬一口后倒地
Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha…
小矮人出場、圍著公主哭
S.w wake up, wake up…
音樂起，動物引著王子出場
P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen!
王子吻公主，公主醒了
S.w: Thank you for your help!
P: My pleasure
音樂起，小動物、小矮人、公主、王子跳起歡快的舞
三人英語搞笑話劇劇本
話劇指以對話為主的戲劇形式。下面是我為你帶來的三人英語搞笑話劇劇本 ，歡迎閱讀。
三人英語搞笑話劇劇本 篇1
3人短劇，簡單有趣，每人不超過10句話，并且都是很簡單的話，經(jīng)理只有一句詞，但是還比較有水平。由一個笑話改編。
最后結(jié)果出人意料，其實是服務(wù)生誤解了顧客。
C,the customer.
W,the waiter.
M,the manager.
In the restaurant.
W:What can I do for you,sir?
C:Beijing Roast Duck,Tomato and Egg Soup.That's all.
W:A moment.
W:Yours,sir.
C:Thank you.
C:Waiter.
W:Yes?Sir.
C:How can I have the soup?
W:I'm sorry.Sir.I'll change it for you.
W:Here your soup.Sir.
C:Thank you.
C:waiter!
W:Sir.
C:How can I have the soup?
W:Er.I'm terribly sorry.I change it in a second.
C:Sir.I'm sorry for the soup.Now is the soup.
W:OK.
C:Waiter!!
W:Sir?
C:Call your manager,please.
M:I'm sorry,sir,but what's wrong with the soup?
C:How can I have the soup without a SPOON?
三人英語搞笑話劇劇本 篇2
人物：T唐僧S：孫悟空 E：豬八戒
J：沙僧
B：白骨精（何平） B1：B變成的`村姑 B2：B變成的太婆B3：B變化成的老頭
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: (摸出，遞給S)
S: Look,boss (湊近T)………（T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!
E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (縮手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (遞)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….
S: You will what(兇相)?
E: (軟禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
S: Hm!
T:（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see , boss is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..
T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
S: No problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
J: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(變成B1)
B1: (接近三人，望著)Can I join you?
J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.
B1: (在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?(打出)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(準(zhǔn)備開電網(wǎng)門)
S: (回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
B1: （倒)Ah……
T: (氣憤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱頭)
T: (嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(變成太婆)
B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)
S: （咬牙切齒）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2)
E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(暈乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(變成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2尸體)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)
S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(險些暈，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!
S: (悲，離去)（音樂，營造 “假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》
J: boss, brother Monkey is.......
T: Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出現(xiàn)) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飄”走)
T: （驚）You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被擊退)
B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......
S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈)A thousand years later.
T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
T: How,how did you find out?
S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直覺)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小聲)
S: What?
T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音樂響）《敢問路在何方》（這個放伴奏）
(謝幕)
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An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King
悟空：師傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.
唐僧：沒關(guān)系，前面不遠(yuǎn)就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。
I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over
there.
悟空仔細(xì)地攙扶唐僧繼續(xù)行走，同時另一邊老頭、老媽、小媳婦出場。
小媳婦（做哭狀）：爹、媽，我……
Daddy, mommy, I, I …
老頭：女兒，快走吧，不然那豬精來了，就走不了了。
Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.
小媳婦走幾步又回頭跑回老媽的懷里，抱頭痛哭。老頭在一邊嘆息，擦淚。
唐僧、悟空走到他們面前。
悟空：師傅，到了。
Master, here we are.
唐僧（走到老頭面前行禮，悟空看見了正在哭的母女倆，覺得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是從
東土大唐前往西天取經(jīng)的和尚，想借貴地休息一晚，不知方便否？
Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here
tonight?
老頭（做哽咽狀）：哦，是東土大唐來的高僧啊，可以可以。
以上就是英語劇本3人版短劇的全部內(nèi)容，I'll never make trouble any more. Why don't you let me go? 悟空:呆子,我?guī)闳ヒ娙〗?jīng)人。 You silly, I'm taking you to meet the sutra-seeker. 八戒:什么?取經(jīng)人來了? What? Has Tangseng come? 悟空:走吧。 Yes. Let's go! 兩人在臺上走半圈,來到房前。
