英語(yǔ)作文一件尷尬的事?占坑那么,英語(yǔ)作文一件尷尬的事?一起來了解一下吧。
常聽人說尷尬的滋味很難受,我以前從不覺得,可自從經(jīng)歷了那件事后就不同了,因?yàn)槲矣H自體驗(yàn)過了那種沒法用語(yǔ)言說明白的“尷尬”。
那次,我乘車去讀書。那個(gè)時(shí)候是乘車高峰期,說實(shí)話我還真不愿意擠這擁擠的公交車,要不是為了讀書……唉,上車吧!我好不容易擠上了車,隨著人流找到一個(gè)容身之處。我拉住了一個(gè)扶手,艱難地站在那里,只覺得難受得快要窒息了。
站在我旁邊的是位老大娘,她提著一個(gè)包裹,臉漲得通紅,拼命喘大氣。我看她快要站不住了,很想幫助她,但卻無(wú)能為力。在老大娘的旁邊,坐著一個(gè)初中生模樣的人,耳里塞著耳機(jī),嘴里嚼著口香糖,正在看車窗外的風(fēng)景,好像車廂里的一切他都看不見一樣,一副事不關(guān)己的樣子。
突然車子一個(gè)剎車,大娘的身子倒在那個(gè)初中生身上。初中生見老大娘挨著他了,把目光從窗外移到大娘身上,皺了一下眉頭,坐著的身子一挪,又若無(wú)其事地把臉轉(zhuǎn)向了車窗外面,還一邊用腳在地上打拍子。大娘勉強(qiáng)站穩(wěn),嘆了一口氣。
車子好像在跳舞,開得很不平穩(wěn),又一個(gè)紅燈,“嵫”,車子猛地剎住了,大娘身子一斜,又一次重重地倒在了初中生身上。這次初中生可生氣了,用力把大娘推開。大娘差點(diǎn)摔倒。
我實(shí)在看不下去了,便鼓足勇氣禮貌地對(duì)那位初中生說:“大哥哥,大娘這樣站著好難受的,你干嗎還要推她?’’可是還沒等初中生開口,大娘卻說話了:“唉,你這個(gè)小伢兒怎么管起我孫子來了?是我讓他坐的,我都愿意,誰(shuí)讓你管了?”“啊?,,車廂里的人們都不約而同地向我投來異樣的目光,好像錯(cuò)的是我。我的臉一直紅到耳根。而那個(gè)初中生正用洋洋得意的眼神看著我,好像在說:“誰(shuí)讓你多管閑事!,,我只覺得時(shí)間好像凝固了,只覺得車子開得太慢了。車子到站還沒有停穩(wěn),我就一溜煙地下了車。
我真想不通自己的一番好意,會(huì)換來這么一次尷尬遭遇!
Often hear people say embarrassing taste very uncomfortable, I never thought that, can ever since experienced the pieces afterwards will be different, because I personally experience that can't speak the language that "embarrassing".
That, I go by car to read a book. When the bus is rush hour, to tell you the truth I really don't want to squeeze the crowded bus, if it weren't for the reading... Well, get in, please! I am very not easy to squeeze on the car, with people find a place. I pulled an armrest, difficult to stand there, just feel sick ready to choke.
Standing next to me was an old woman, she is carrying a parcel, the face rises very red, desperately out of the atmosphere. I think she is going to stand and would like to help her, but he could do nothing. Next to the old woman in, sit like a junior high school student, ear plug headphones, he chewed gum, the car is the scenery out of the window, as if the car all he didn't see the same, a deputy things none like yourself.
Suddenly the car to a stop, the big niang body fell in the junior high school student body. Junior high school students see next to his granny, look out of the window to move on from the big niang, screwed up eyebrows, sit body a little, and as if nothing has occurredly turned a window outside, still side with your feet on the ground. The big niang barely stand, and sighed.
The car as if dancing, open is not smooth, and a red light, "Zi", the car to an abrupt halt, the big niang body a inclined, and a heavily falls in the junior high school student body. The junior high school students can be angry, slammed the big niang push. The big niang almost fall.
I can not bear to look at it, then get up the courage to the junior high school student politely said: "the big brother, the big niang stand there good uncomfortable, why do you also pushed her? ' 'but they did not wait for junior high school students speak, big niang but it talked:" alas, you little pretty up my grandson how tube? I let him sit of is, I would like to, who let you tube? ""?, car people tend to vote to different eyes, as if I was wrong. My face has been red to the ear. And the junior middle school students are complacent with looked at me as if to say, "who let you are nosy!, I only feel that, time seems frozen, just feel the car drove too slow. The car arrive station is not is stationary, I away and disappear underground car.
I can't imagine his own kind, will get a awkward encounter so!
地理老師
某日上理化課,老師宣布下節(jié)課要小考。小明緊張地舉起手問老師會(huì)不會(huì)考得很難,老師只說了一句:“十分簡(jiǎn)單。”樂得大家拍手叫好,可是考完后每個(gè)人都考得慘不忍睹,怎么會(huì)簡(jiǎn)單呢?于是小明又問老師,只聽老師說:“我可沒說錯(cuò)哦,‘十分'簡(jiǎn)單,剩下‘九十分'很難!”
某班平時(shí)上地理課,地理老師常不用地球儀。有一天,校長(zhǎng)要去聽課!老師為了好好表現(xiàn),就買了個(gè)地球儀。課堂上,老師問:“今天我們這里多了什么東西?”同學(xué)們異口同聲地說:“校長(zhǎng)!”地理老師說:“錯(cuò),校長(zhǎng)不是個(gè)東西!”
英語(yǔ)老師
有一個(gè)班級(jí),班上有三個(gè)男生忽然都一起剃了光頭來上課,三個(gè)并排而坐的“燈泡兒”立即成了全班注目的焦點(diǎn)。一位英文老師步入教室,看了他們?nèi)齻€(gè)一眼,便若無(wú)其事的開始授課。下課前五分鐘,他要學(xué)生做英漢互譯練習(xí),指著坐在中間的“燈泡”說:“‘一點(diǎn)五十八分’的英文該怎么說?”這位同學(xué)未料到問題會(huì)這么簡(jiǎn)單,充滿信心的站起來回答:“禿!禿!禿!(two to two)”
我的英語(yǔ)很差,有一天上課,老師竟然發(fā)給全班每人一張印著我英語(yǔ)作文的講義,我真是受寵若驚。誰(shuí)知老師發(fā)完講義后,興奮地說道:“同學(xué)們,發(fā)給你們的這一篇作文很不簡(jiǎn)單,幾乎所有想像得到的錯(cuò)誤在這里面都可以找到?,F(xiàn)在我們就以這篇作文作范文,開始改錯(cuò)!”
美術(shù)老師
一位年輕女教師初次執(zhí)教小學(xué)生美術(shù)課。她在黑板上畫一個(gè)蘋果問學(xué)生說:“這是什么呀?”學(xué)生異口同聲回答:“是屁股?!迸處熆拗フ倚iL(zhǎng),校長(zhǎng)一聽大怒,跟著老師來到教室訓(xùn)斥學(xué)生說:“你們?cè)絹碓讲幌裨捔?,為什么又把老師氣哭了?”回頭看了一看“??!還在黑板上畫了個(gè)屁股!”
語(yǔ)文老師
國(guó)文老師在臺(tái)上講解對(duì)聯(lián),舉例說:“從前某報(bào)社曾公開征求‘南通州北通州南北通州通南北’的下聯(lián),結(jié)果投稿信件很多,有句對(duì)得很好,就是‘東當(dāng)鋪西當(dāng)鋪東西當(dāng)鋪當(dāng)東西’?!贝藭r(shí)一位調(diào)皮的學(xué)生突然叫道:“男學(xué)生女學(xué)生男女學(xué)生生男女。”
生物老師
生物老師正興致勃勃在臺(tái)上描述非洲野豬的長(zhǎng)相,偶爾眼光一掃臺(tái)下,竟發(fā)現(xiàn)多數(shù)學(xué)生在打瞌睡。于是大為惱火,喝道:“你們要看著我啊!不看我,你們?cè)趺粗婪侵抟柏i長(zhǎng)的是什么樣子?”
哲學(xué)老師
一個(gè)智者指導(dǎo)他的一個(gè)學(xué)生說:“下雨的時(shí)候,你沖進(jìn)雨中,高舉你的雙手,你會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)真理”。過了幾天,學(xué)生回來說:“我照您的建議去做了,雨水流進(jìn)了我的脖子,我感到自己就是一個(gè)徹底的傻瓜?!薄罢沁@樣的,”智者說道,“這就是真理”。
有一天某教授突然停止授課,語(yǔ)重心長(zhǎng)地對(duì)大家說:如果坐在中間談天的同學(xué),能像坐在后面玩牌的同學(xué)那樣安靜的話,那么在前面睡覺的同學(xué)就不會(huì)受到干擾了。
物理老師
肥胖的物理老師為使學(xué)生明白光線折射現(xiàn)象,做了個(gè)實(shí)驗(yàn)。她將玻璃杯裝滿水,問道:“假設(shè)我是一道陽(yáng)光,插入水中,結(jié)果怎樣?”一個(gè)學(xué)生回答:“水溢出來了!”全班哄堂大笑。
Last Monday, I slept, woke up and found it was seven forty-five. I hurried to put on clothes, didn't eat breakfast, then ride a bike and run to school. I came to the classroom door, opened the door and said: "I'm sorry teacher, I was late." The teacher didn't say what, the classroom students suddenly set the whole room roaring with laughter, the teacher that said: "Li Ming, your school uniform anti."
上一星期一,我睡過了頭,醒來時(shí)發(fā)現(xiàn)已經(jīng)七點(diǎn)四十五了。我急急忙忙的穿上衣服,沒吃早飯,就騎上自行車飛奔向?qū)W校。我來到教室門口,推開門進(jìn)去說:“對(duì)不起老師,我遲到了?!崩蠋熓裁匆矝]說,教室的同學(xué)忽然哄堂大笑,老師這才開口說道:“李明,你的校服穿反了?!?br/>(這不是我自己寫的 希望能幫到你)
last monday, i slept, woke up and found it was seven forty-five. i hurried to put on clothes, didn't eat breakfast, then ride a bike and run to school. i came to the classroom door, opened the door and said: "i'm sorry teacher, i was late." the teacher didn't say what, the classroom students suddenly set the whole room roaring with laughter, the teacher that said: "li ming, your school uniform anti."
上一星期一,我睡過了頭,醒來時(shí)發(fā)現(xiàn)已經(jīng)七點(diǎn)四十五了。我急急忙忙的穿上衣服,沒吃早飯,就騎上自行車飛奔向?qū)W校。我來到教室門口,推開門進(jìn)去說:“對(duì)不起老師,我遲到了?!崩蠋熓裁匆矝]說,教室的同學(xué)忽然哄堂大笑,老師這才開口說道:“李明,你的校服穿反了?!?br/>(這不是我自己寫的 希望能幫到你)
I have probiems with my friend
My friend is Tom.He is the same age as me.He is really nice,and we gei on well,but he often comes to my home and plays.So I have little time to do my homework and have to finish homework in school.It's very bad.I don't like it.But I don't want to talk about the problem with he.Because he is my best friend.And if I do,I will be not friendly.But I have a good idea.I often come to him home everyday.Let he know my problem.So he never comes to my home.
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