二人小品英語對話搞笑？第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： (媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌紫的水果放在籃子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，那么，二人小品英語對話搞笑？一起來了解一下吧。
張：話說梁山伯和祝英臺三年前一同來到剛剛成立的武漢新東方書院學習英語。梁山伯酷愛口語師從口語老師鄧大付學習美國口語，尤其擅長模仿馬丁路德金的演講。最終祝英臺以托福和GRE高分的成績被哥倫比亞大學錄取。在祝英臺臨走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河機場與祝英臺纏綿告別。牟： Yingtai ，I love you so much ！呂： I love you, too!撒喲拉拉~~~張： 一周以后，祝英臺從美國打來越洋電話給梁山伯！呂：ohmy dear! How are you?牟：I"m OKand you?呂：hai ke yi!you kown now ,I"m areporter,I"m very happy!牟：Why?呂：because Is a very interesting job!oh dear ,I…Ihavu a boy frend!牟：you~you~張：祝英臺的無端背叛深深傷害了梁山伯脆弱的心靈，他發下毒誓：不殺祝英臺誓不為人。于是重新來到新東方書院學習托福和ＧＲＥ。當然他沒有忘記用秀才證可以優惠20塊錢。為了能飛越重洋去殺掉祝英臺，他每天提醒自己有一個夢想。
Little Red Riding Hood
第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum：(媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌紫的水果放在籃子里）
Little Red Riding Hood:(唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?
Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill.Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok!
Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be careful.
Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.
Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.
第二場：在路上
(一陣輕快的音樂遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上臺）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找東西狀,東張西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辮子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.
Wolf：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞)
Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后）
Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you?
Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?
Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.
Six Ducks：Goodbye．
第三場：Grandma家
Grandma：（喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。
笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放松。與此同時,笑話也是人們反對極權和專制制度的有力武器。下面是我精心收集的二人對話的英文小笑話，希望大家喜歡!
二人對話的英文小笑話篇一
"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
“你能告訴我魚網是什么做的嗎，安?”老師發問道
“把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了。”小女孩回答道。
二人對話的英文小笑話篇二
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."
9月1日， 喬治放學回到家里。
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中學英語小品-Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood：Ashley（需有舞蹈動作） Dad：Lan Foxes：Wison Tim
Ducks：Suzy Vivian（需有舞蹈動作） Wolf：Daisy Hunter：Linda Grandpa：Bruce
：Little Red Riding Hood家 音樂1起
Dad： (爸爸拿著一個籃子,把桌子上的水果放在籃子里）
Little Red Riding Hood:(唱著歌,歡快地跑進來）Hi, dad, what are you doing?
Dad： （一邊把水果放在籃子里,心事重重地說）Grandpa is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for
Grandpa. Take them to Grandpa.
Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子,邊點頭說）Ok!
Dad： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be careful.
Little Red Riding Hood： Yes , dad．Goodbye, dad.
Dad： Bye-bye. Darling.
(一陣輕快的音樂2由遠而近,Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地)
Little Red Riding Hood: Wow, So many flowers, how beautiful!
Fox A: Hi, little girl. what are you doing here? There is a wolf here.
Little Red Riding Hood: I am going to grandma’s home.
Fox B: Be careful!It must like to eat you.
Little Red Riding Hood: oh, really?
Fox A: Yes, he’s very cruel.
Little Red Riding Hood: Thank you very much!
Foxes: Take care of yourself! Bye-bye!
(Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子繼續蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： I like the pink flowers! （放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three
flowers...
Wolf：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂3,Wolf大步地走上臺）I am a wolf. I am hungry. (做找東西狀,東張西望)
Here is a little girl. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的樣子和
Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辮子,天真地回答)To Grandpa’s．Grandpa is ill.
Wolf：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandpa. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little
baby ducks. Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后）
音樂4起
Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,How are you?
Duck A: We are fine. Thank you. Can we help you?
Little Red Riding Hood：No thank you.
Duck B: What are you doing here?
Little Red Riding Hood：Grandpa is ill. I am going to grandpa’s home.
Duck A: Oh, you should be careful. There is a wolf.
Little Red Riding Hood：Yes, foxes told me. Oh, I must go to grandpa’s home now, bye.
Duck B：Goodbye.( Little Red Riding Hood下場,ducks隨后下場)
Grandpa:（喘著氣出場,顫顫悠悠地走到床前,坐到床邊,喘了幾口,打幾個哈欠,慢吞吞地躺倒在床上.）
Wolf：（從樹后出來,邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. (做找尋的樣子)Where is Grandma’s house? (高興
地對觀眾說)Aha , it’s here.(敲門)Bang, Bang, Bang．
Grandpa： Who is it?
Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音,一邊得意地搖動尾巴）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood.
Grandpa： (邊說邊起床) Come in, e in.
Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床邊) Grandma , I’ll eat you.
Grandpa： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服,瞪著眼睛,邊叫迫從床上滾到地上）
灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里.
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子,翹起大拇指）Yummy!I’ll sleep.
Little Red Riding Hood：(高興地敲門)Grandpa．Grandpa．
Wolf：(裝扮成Grandma的聲音) Who is it?
Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me.Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!
Wolf：Come in, Come in.
Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳著進來,把籃子放在桌上,走到床前看,跳回幾步)Oh! What are big ears!
Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.
Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!
Wolf：I can see you pretty face.
Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.
Wolf：I can hug you.
Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前,拉起Wolf的手,邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands?
Wolf：(從床上跳起來說)I can eat you!
Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh!No! No!
Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood,做吃狀,拍拍肚子）It’s yummy. I still sleep. I like sleeping.
Hunter： (一邊拿著槍,一邊尋找出場)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推門)The wolf is sleeping.
Wolf：(發出呼呼的響聲)
Hunter：(端起槍想打,又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandpa and Little Red Riding
Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(從桌紫拿起剪刀,舉起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)
Cut, cut, cut.
Little Red Riding Hood/Grandpa：Thank you．
Hunter： Grandpa ,give me some needles and thread.Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．
Grandpa： (從桌紫拿來針線)
Little Red Riding Hood：(搬來幾個石頭)One, two, three.
Hunter： (把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里)
Grandpa： I'll thread it.
Hunter： (拿起槍)Woke up!
Wolf：(起床,兩手托著大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.
Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!
Wolf：(邊跑邊說) Help! Don’t shot me!
Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang!
Wolf： (應聲倒下)
Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandpa：Yeah! Thank you．
Little Red Riding Hood、Grandpa、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you
以上就是二人小品英語對話搞笑的全部內容，張：話說梁山伯和祝英臺三年前一同來到剛剛成立的武漢新東方書院學習英語。梁山伯酷愛口語師從口語老師鄧大付學習美國口語，尤其擅長模仿馬丁路德金的演講。最終祝英臺以托福和GRE高分的成績被哥倫比亞大學錄取。
